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Old Feb 27, 2008, 02:46 AM // 02:46   #61
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MMA fighter Kimbo as Abaddon.

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Old Feb 27, 2008, 02:56 AM // 02:56   #62
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the director chair will go to Guillermo del Toro
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 03:01 AM // 03:01   #63
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I'm sure we could fit Sigourney Weaver as a main female character.
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 03:08 AM // 03:08   #64
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I'm sure we could fit Sigourney Weaver as a main female character.
I think Sigourney Weaver can play these very well
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 06:26 AM // 06:26   #65
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 07:06 AM // 07:06   #66
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Cerb is win.

Michael Jackson as Razah.

"It was created with an unknown purpose, and the nature of its origin is more akin to demons than the human form that it takes."
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 10:29 AM // 10:29   #67
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Chuck Norris as Rurik. It has to be.
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 10:46 AM // 10:46   #68
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Main character MUST be Keanu Reeves. I mean come on, he must.
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 11:04 AM // 11:04   #69
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No big names. Just lots of narration since what I had in mind is a GW mockumentary: "Planet Tyria"
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 11:09 AM // 11:09   #70
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Steve Buscemi as Vekk

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Old Feb 27, 2008, 12:05 PM // 12:05   #71
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Agreed on Adam Sandler for main lead. There's a guy who can guarantee fail almost as well as Nick Cage.
Ben Affleck isn't as much an embodyment of fail as those two, but he's close.

Nick Cage, Ben Affleck AND Adam Sandler, perhaps? Directed by Uwe Boll.

The risk I see with putting that much suckage into one movie is that it'll implode into a black hole, devouring Earth and possibly the entire universe.
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 02:21 PM // 14:21   #72
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No big names. Just lots of narration since what I had in mind is a GW mockumentary: "Planet Tyria"
LOL... with cheesy 80s beats as they pan over Temple of Ages... hahahahahahahahaha
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 06:01 PM // 18:01   #73
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MMA fighter Kimbo as Abaddon.

Kimbo would make a decent hench - he sucks at fighting as much as they do.
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 07:46 PM // 19:46   #74
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And the position of "The Frog" goes to...




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Old Feb 27, 2008, 07:53 PM // 19:53   #75
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Cynn=Uma Thurman
Mehnlo=Jet Li
Devona=Xena Warrior Princess
Livia=Tila Tequila
Aidan=Legolas
Prince Rurik=Vin Diesel
Goren=Morpheus
Koss=Will Smith or Mr T
Ogden=Danny DeVito
Vekk=the guy that played MiniMe
Gwen=Christina Ricchi (sp on a lot of these)


and.. some other ones.. lol
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Old Feb 27, 2008, 08:59 PM // 20:59   #76
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Old Feb 28, 2008, 02:59 AM // 02:59   #77
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Kirstie Alley could definitely play Oink



.........that was a good laugh
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Old Feb 28, 2008, 03:14 AM // 03:14   #78
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Cynn=Uma Thurman
Mehnlo=Jet Li
Devona=Xena Warrior Princess
Livia=Tila Tequila
Aidan=Legolas
Prince Rurik=Vin Diesel
Goren=Morpheus
Koss=Will Smith or Mr T
Ogden=Danny DeVito
Vekk=the guy that played MiniMe
Gwen=Christina Ricchi (sp on a lot of these)


and.. some other ones.. lol
To help:
- Xena = Lucy Lawless
- Morpheus = Lawrence Fishburne
- Aidan = Orlando Bloom
- Mini me = Verne Troyer

Not too bad choices I think.

Christina Ricci is spot on. A small girl tormented by everything she's encountered. Just perfect.
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Old Feb 28, 2008, 03:34 AM // 03:34   #79
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But Christina Ricci (like som of the other suggestions, e.g. Thurman and DeVito) is a good actor, and unlike Ben Affleck and Ron Jeremy doesn't belong in an Uwe Boll movie.
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Old Feb 28, 2008, 03:58 AM // 03:58   #80
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Orlando Bloom as a mesmer. He's so freakin' sexy
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